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</description><title>I miss Sebastian</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @littlesoy)</generator><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>yourdailydoseofjoy:

( ´ ▽ ` ) Good evening, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )
The date is May 23, 2013 on a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yourdailydoseofjoy.tumblr.com/post/51199323143/good-evening-everyone-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;yourdailydoseofjoy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;( ´ ▽ ` ) Good evening, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The date is &lt;strong&gt;May 23, 2013&lt;/strong&gt; on a Thursday&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Whenever you’re feeling angry or irritated, take a deep breath! Take yourself away from what’s bugging you! Do fun activities to get your mind off of negative things!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful evening and rest! ( ´ ▽ ` )&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51199513660</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51199513660</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:12:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mormondad:

this video is my life
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&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this video is my life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51199382387</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51199382387</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:10:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>princepup:

dftbyay:

rossroads:


How to Scramble Eggs with...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PUP7U5vTMM0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://princepup.tumblr.com/post/51188650171/dftbyay-rossroads-how-to-scramble-eggs-with" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;princepup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dftbyay.tumblr.com/post/51187389750/rossroads-how-to-scramble-eggs-with-gordon"&gt;dftbyay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rossroads.tumblr.com/post/48278701796/how-to-scramble-eggs-with-gordon-ramsay-1-he"&gt;rossroads&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omfg hE MAKES ME WANT TO EAT EGGS I HATE EGGS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wanna kiss him&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51198741870</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51198741870</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:36 -0500</pubDate><category>i have such a crush on u</category><category>gordon ramsay</category></item><item><title>Kurtbastian Fic: Burning Red </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexwritesfic.tumblr.com/post/43953466085/kurtbastian-fic-burning-red"&gt;alexwritesfic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Title:&lt;/strong&gt; Burning Red&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Paring:&lt;/strong&gt; Kurt/Sebastian&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rating:&lt;/strong&gt; Light R for one specific scene.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Warnings/Tags:&lt;/strong&gt; Soulmate AU, Initial Kurt/Blaine, Kurtbastian endgame.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Notes:&lt;/strong&gt; 4,000+ words. This was supposed to just be a small drabble but it seems like I’m incapable of writing anything less then 3,000 words sigh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Summary:&lt;/strong&gt; His whole life Kurt has wanted nothing more then to find his soulmate. When he meets Blaine he can’t help but hope that he’s the one, but sometimes things don’t always go according to plan.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexwritesfic.tumblr.com/post/43953466085/kurtbastian-fic-burning-red"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51198421406</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51198421406</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:57:13 -0500</pubDate><category>soulmate au</category><category>fic rec</category><category>kurtbastian</category><category>glee</category><category>au</category></item><item><title>stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stillwatersofconsciousness.tumblr.com/post/51034740473/radish-is-a-really-accurate-name-for" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;stillwatersofconsciousness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;radish is a really accurate name for a &lt;span&gt;vegetable &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;because they’re pretty cool but they’re not &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; cool&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51197972867</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51197972867</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff40c8043f2787b7db46ad40dd5f4a21/tumblr_mn641w1LX31s0di8no1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93552893b99af6697328a39b9885c84a/tumblr_mn641w1LX31s0di8no2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa548386cfc50e804226b655bd895c9f/tumblr_mn641w1LX31s0di8no3_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f028ae2c1842cb667ef8d530b95d11f6/tumblr_mn641w1LX31s0di8no4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (&lt;a href="http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/celebrity/interviews/165480/hugh-dancy-interview.html"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196941742</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196941742</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:37:35 -0500</pubDate><category>chinhands wow what a cutie</category><category>hugh dancy</category></item><item><title>termsofenragement:

I am not saying that I could go for an aggressive sexual liaison but I will...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termsofenragement.tumblr.com/post/51196492059/i-am-not-saying-that-i-could-go-for-an-aggressive"&gt;termsofenragement&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I am not saying that I could go for an aggressive sexual liaison but I will probably be up late and have not much else to do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196778124</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196778124</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:35:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I could start fires with what I feel for you."</title><description>“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Fires, David Ramirez (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ugh.tumblr.com/"&gt;ugh&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196455645</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196455645</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:31:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>novemberfuck:


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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/54b8b0914bde5097846afd25ea45c5c4/tumblr_inline_mn7x3w7wOP1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196040764</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51196040764</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:25:55 -0500</pubDate><category>hannibal</category></item><item><title>Unusually and exceedingly peculiarAnd altogether quite impossible to describe (i stole this from wicked jsyk)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I like it tho~&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195906426</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195906426</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:24:09 -0500</pubDate><category>Anonymous</category><category>Ask</category></item><item><title>"I regret that it takes a life to learn how to live."</title><description>“I regret that it takes a life to learn how to live.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jonathan Safran Foer (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saddest-summer.tumblr.com/"&gt;saddest-summer&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195757652</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195757652</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:22:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/50228766286/im-going-to-glue-1-000-cotton-balls-onto-my-body"&gt;oomshi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195730666</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195730666</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:21:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6n20kEMAH1ry90bdo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6n20kEMAH1ry90bdo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6n20kEMAH1ry90bdo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195619506</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195619506</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:27 -0500</pubDate><category>adventure time</category></item><item><title>"very fuckable"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;shucks&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195329271</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195329271</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:16:45 -0500</pubDate><category>Anonymous</category><category>Ask</category></item><item><title>
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195127643</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51195127643</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:14:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>They'd describe you as "bam slam, 10/10 would bang"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;what does bam slam mean i don’t listen to rap music&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51194148545</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51194148545</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:01:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Anonymous</category><category>Ask</category></item><item><title>describe me the way an author would in a book</title><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51194031954</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51194031954</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tsarcasm:

white privilege probably tastes like bland potato salad</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/51192190506/white-privilege-probably-tastes-like-bland-potato" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tsarcasm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;white privilege probably tastes like bland potato salad&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51193563628</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51193563628</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:54:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ficlet: Read Instructions First</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newspringrain.tumblr.com/post/45262595274/ficlet-read-instructions-first"&gt;newspringrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;small&gt;Kurt has a crazy, uncontrollable crush on Sebastian.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Alright, I’m going to catch the last train,” says Sebastian, standing up and putting his wine glass down on the antique chest that Kurt and Rachel are currently using as a coffee table. “I’ll catch you all next week at Tony’s housewarming.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Rachel uncurls herself from the big armchair and picks up the three glasses, taking them over to the kitchen area of the loft. Kurt follows Sebastian towards the door, eager to catch a few more seconds of conversation. Sebastian makes a joke about the likelihood that he’s going to get mugged and killed as he walks to the station, saying that Kurt can have all his porn and his father’s vintage pocket watch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;“I doubt we’re going to get rid of you that easily,” replies Kurt, opening the door and leaning against it as Sebastian buttons up his coat. The cold air from the corridor is an unwelcome addition to their snug apartment, but Sebastian’s dry laugh at Kurt’s comment is more than enough compensation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newspringrain.tumblr.com/post/45262595274/ficlet-read-instructions-first"&gt;Read More&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51193156412</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51193156412</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:48:47 -0500</pubDate><category>cries</category><category>kurtbastian</category><category>fic rec</category></item><item><title>deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deucebowl.tumblr.com/post/51150057189/how-the-fuck-am-i-supposed-to-have-a-good-day-when"&gt;deucebowl&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51193000534</link><guid>http://littlesoy.tumblr.com/post/51193000534</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:46:47 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
